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lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

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goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

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homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

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124:

I love not being white

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oomshi:

is that dick gluten free

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nayx:

sir, all you have done throughout this entire court session is break dance in front of the judge.  where is your lawyer.  what are you even charged with

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That wonderful feeling of insignificance and self-hatred.

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thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

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